
Originally Posted by
Billy Golightly
Carlisle TRAIL PRO Facts!
Available at your local Walmart super center for a price so cheap that the idiot who bought them will replace even a brand new pair of holeshots with them.
Commonly refered to by the idiot purchaser as the most bad ass tire ever barring wooly boogers.
They have almost zero traction on every surface known to man, minus something like pine tar.
The tread pattern is so embarrassingly stupid it makes even Richard Simmons cringe at the sight of them.
The weight of the tire itself is indistinguishable from the iron wheels commonly found on tractors from the late 1800's.
The rubber is of such a hard compound they have been known to actually bend nails over before puncturing. In fact, Chuck Norris round house kicked a Trail Pro one time and was rewarded with a broken foot.