For that special lady in your life.

[RubberSalt]

As soon as I saw this, I knew it was ment for her.

233420

Do you think my girlfriend would get mad that I bought a candle for my 3 wheeler? :lol:

[Ghostv2]

If it wasn't so crazily priced, i would so buy it. Maybe if I'm drunk and browsing the web I'll impulse buy it someday.

[jonolanracin]

Where did you find that i want 1

[yaegerb]

You can get them just about anywhere. I got mine off amazon. They smell excellent in the garage.

[tripledog]

You can get them just about anywhere. I got mine off amazon. They smell excellent in the garage.

As do my farts.

[jonolanracin]

You can get them just about anywhere. I got mine off amazon. They smell excellent in the garage.

I looked on amazon couldnt find them ebay has the giant 1 lb candles if you find them can you post a link please

[Queef Chief]

Is this for real? If so, I'll be ordering asap.
I'll no-longer have to fire up the Tecate to set the mood; momma will know instantly its business time.


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[yaegerb]

Weird, I don't see them on Amazon now. Here two other places you can get them.

http://farmandsandtoys.com/ocart2/klotz-candle-8oz.html

http://www.flyingtigermoto.com/products/two-stroke-smoke-candle

[Queef Chief]

Just ordered mine in Ebay
$26.99 free shipping


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[jonolanracin]

Klotz and queef mmmmm what a smell lol

[Thorpe]

Special lady...?? I want one for myself, for my bathroom! (Gotta be better than my exhaust stank!)

[Queef Chief]

Don't waste your money!
Smells nothing like $exhttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160723/2f377689b14073e78a7416aae160b45c.jpg


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[fabiodriven]

Are you making a joke or is it really a waste? I'd really like to order one.


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[Queef Chief]

Are you making a joke or is it really a waste? I'd really like to order one.


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Sadly it's no joke. I don't even smell a hint of Klotz


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[Queef Chief]

Does it smell like smoked baby clams or a techniplate ......you know that techniplate plate smell....Queef Chief ?

Well I do smell clams, but think it is wafting from other sources other than the candle.


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[fabiodriven]

Alright Queef Chief! Thanks a lot bud!


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[Queef Chief]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news; I was excited too!


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[RubberSalt]

Back to using the old oil lantern.

[Scootertrash]

That idea ran out of gas pretty quickly......

[Queef Chief]

Ok guys, I need to amend my previous review of this candle. I have always ran Klotz Benol, and the candle smells nothing like it. However, it DOES smell like Klotz R-50.
Just wanted to"air" this out, and tee one up for Trippledog and Scootertrash.


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[fabiodriven]

Wait so is this now a good review? I burn a lot of candles, no bull.

[Queef Chief]

Wait so is this now a good review? I burn a lot of candles, no bull.

Yep, smells like Klotz R50.


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